How do you measure a red hot chili pepper? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now. From u/DanOfAllTrades80 on Reddit

I hear Coronavirus porn is trending. What a bunch of sick fucks. From u/ppmuncher123 on Reddit

Some people aren't shaking hands because of the Coronavirus. I'm not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper. From...

I'm afraid of confusing words that sound the same but are spelled differently I'm homophonophobic From u/Brainsonastick on Reddit

I changed my phones name to Titanic.... It's syncing now

I went to the zoo the other day and I saw a baguette in a cage... The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity From u/Tryantula on Reddit

My boss told me as a security guard, it was my job to watch the office. I'm on season six, I don't know what it has to do with security...