My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz. From u/StuntsMonkey on Reddit

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I got some devastating news from the hospital today. My dad was pronounced dead. I can’t believe I’ve been pronouncing it wrong all this...

I was watching an Australian cooking show. When the chef made a Meringue, the audience applauded. I was genuinely surprised. Australians...