“Somebody say ‘Hey, we want some pussy!” – 2 Live Crew You may find it strange that I, a 35-year-old male war veteran with a penchant for...

Did you know that some NFL players actually drink before games? I'll explain why, plus a very sexy flight attendant sells her very dirty...

Anything can have happened in Oklahoma. Practicallyeverything has.’ – Edna Ferber “Sheriff: ‘Cannibals’ lured victim to cabin in Oklahoma...

Everyone except me is freaking out about the election, let this podcast be your escape. We'll touch on the insanity before moving on to...

I found a poop mask for $3 and have decided to wear it for today's show. Then I squatted, spread my cheeks and left a big mound of Jeff...

Oh boy, the spooky time of year is upon us. Time for costumes and candy bars, or Dracula and drag queens if you’re spending the evening...

We begin this week's episode with a stern finger wagging at all the ladies who think cold weather means it's time to get fat. Then it's...

“Also, not heard of Pride month? Strains credulity,” I’m about a week late on this one, but there are only like 3 of you who read this...

“You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up,” – Ben Stiller I spend a lot of time joking around, goofing off, and doing...

This episode is a loving tribute to those who have spent the last four years screaming and dragging politics into everything and...

The president has coronavirus, the debate was a debacle, and there's a brand new color out there to celebrate your old lady's time of the...

Taking out a TV commercial to accuse your friend of being a pedophile -- it's just one of the good ideas I had this week. We're also...

“What do we want? We don’t know! When do we want it? Now!” – Womyn On an internet full of hot takes, it seems the hottest emerge when the...

Are YOU ready for some football? Mike was, and he's thrilled that the season is underway. He's not so thrilled with the behavior of some...

We bid farewell to summer and the bronze buns of the Jersey Shore, while welcoming the football season and standing up for Odell Beckham...

I spent nearly a decade working in the news industry, and while the corporate press is very much full of shit, the stories are still tons...

“Biggie Biggie Biggie can’t you see, Sometimes your words just hypnotize me,” – Hypnotize Holy shit! We are officially living in the...

Took some edibles before we recorded this one and my co-hosts for the day were also a bit intoxicated, so I don't even remember what we...

“The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let’s say you train your...

Props to the Falwells for getting their freak on -- we'll talk all about that, but first; RIP to NYC, public defecation in an...