Dear Abby: Total Pussy Refuses To Help His Wife Lick Vaginas
“Somebody say ‘Hey, we want some pussy!” – 2 Live Crew You may find it strange that I, a 35-year-old male war veteran with a penchant for...
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Mike Montone
Dec 9, 2020
It's The Holiday Season
Did you know that some NFL players actually drink before games? I'll explain why, plus a very sexy flight attendant sells her very dirty...
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Mike Montone
Nov 11, 2020
No Frills Castrations Never End Well
Anything can have happened in Oklahoma. Practicallyeverything has.’ – Edna Ferber “Sheriff: ‘Cannibals’ lured victim to cabin in Oklahoma...
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Mike Montone
Nov 11, 2020
America In Crisis
Everyone except me is freaking out about the election, let this podcast be your escape. We'll touch on the insanity before moving on to...
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Mike Montone
Nov 5, 2020
Shit Talk
I found a poop mask for $3 and have decided to wear it for today's show. Then I squatted, spread my cheeks and left a big mound of Jeff...
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Mike Montone
Nov 5, 2020
The Worst Costumes You’ll See This Halloween
Oh boy, the spooky time of year is upon us. Time for costumes and candy bars, or Dracula and drag queens if you’re spending the evening...
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Mike Montone
Oct 22, 2020
Floppy Tits And SNL Bits
We begin this week's episode with a stern finger wagging at all the ladies who think cold weather means it's time to get fat. Then it's...
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Mike Montone
Oct 21, 2020
Bill Burr Tells Jokes During SNL Monologue, Internet Reacts With Anger
“Also, not heard of Pride month? Strains credulity,” I’m about a week late on this one, but there are only like 3 of you who read this...
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Mike Montone
Oct 16, 2020
Winning the war on ‘cancel culture’ at Spotify and elsewhere
“You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up,” – Ben Stiller I spend a lot of time joking around, goofing off, and doing...
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Mike Montone
Oct 16, 2020
Anti-Social Discourse
This episode is a loving tribute to those who have spent the last four years screaming and dragging politics into everything and...
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Mike Montone
Oct 6, 2020
Sacktap Period Red Panties
The president has coronavirus, the debate was a debacle, and there's a brand new color out there to celebrate your old lady's time of the...
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The Goonery
Sep 30, 2020
Don't Be A Cheerio
Taking out a TV commercial to accuse your friend of being a pedophile -- it's just one of the good ideas I had this week. We're also...
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Mike Montone
Sep 24, 2020
Talk Show Host Fired After Sideline Reporter Overreacts To Tepid Joke
“What do we want? We don’t know! When do we want it? Now!” – Womyn On an internet full of hot takes, it seems the hottest emerge when the...
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Mike Montone
Sep 24, 2020
Thin Skin Pig Skin
Are YOU ready for some football? Mike was, and he's thrilled that the season is underway. He's not so thrilled with the behavior of some...
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Mike Montone
Sep 11, 2020
The Boys Of Summer Have Gone
We bid farewell to summer and the bronze buns of the Jersey Shore, while welcoming the football season and standing up for Odell Beckham...
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Mike Montone
Sep 10, 2020
News Roundup: OBJ named NFL’s best #2 receiver, CIA or S&M, and a face only a mother could love
I spent nearly a decade working in the news industry, and while the corporate press is very much full of shit, the stories are still tons...
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Mike Montone
Sep 4, 2020
When We Learn To Hack Each Other’s Brains, Let’s Use Our Powers For Good, Not Evil
“Biggie Biggie Biggie can’t you see, Sometimes your words just hypnotize me,” – Hypnotize Holy shit! We are officially living in the...
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Mike Montone
Sep 4, 2020
We Are Family (joined by my bro and sis)
Took some edibles before we recorded this one and my co-hosts for the day were also a bit intoxicated, so I don't even remember what we...
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Mike Montone
Sep 1, 2020
From Fat-Ass To Fit-Ass, What To Do When Your Gym Re-Opens
“The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let’s say you train your...
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Mike Montone
Sep 1, 2020
Fun Times at Libertine University
Props to the Falwells for getting their freak on -- we'll talk all about that, but first; RIP to NYC, public defecation in an...
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