Pregnant chicks; are they hot? Of course not! But that didn’t stop some weirdo in Australia from trying to bang one. There’s good news...

Patrick Mahomes is a top notch QB, his brother is a top notch douche bag, and because of that the Chiefs had to lose (this ran live prior...

There I was, livestreaming, having a good time, in the midst of an impassioned soliloquy on the virtues of tugging it to OnlyFans, when...

Having a holly jolly Christmas? Not if you’re Ghislaine Maxwell, Chris Cuomo, Jussie Smollet, the guy who got jerked off on at the gym,...

Trick or treat, go on the internet and jerk off to pictures of women’s feet. But don’t indulge your fetish just yet. It’s the last show...

Group sex ends in tragedy, and the hunt for Brian Laundrie ends in embrassment for Dog the Bounty Hunter. All that and much much more...

It’s 80 degrees again in October. But that won’t stop your girlfriend from dragging you to pumpkin patch to take pictures in a heavy...

Urban Meyer likes to have a good time, deal with it. We'll break down the game film from his viral video, discuss the pros and cons of...

Women's sports are terrible, soccer is for communists, but the USWNT still wants more money. A suggestion that could really help ESPN's...

Covid has ravaged our nation's obese population, and Krispy Kreme is here to profit off of it. But before we get into all that I'll...

Homer vs the 18th Amendment; the greatest Simpsons episode ever or the greatest Simpsons episode ever? Barstool does battle with the woke...

You can't call it the Super Bowl, but don't worry we'll still be talking all about the big game. But before we get there I have to blow...

“One can’t paint New York as it is, but rather as it is felt.” – Georgia O’Keeffe GOTHAMIST: After several years of community board...

The incel bros went to war with the finance bros this week and someone Elon Musk, AOC, Donald Trump Jr. and Dave Portnoy got in the mix...

“SEX!!!” – My old friend from college, Big Joe One of the oft repeated cries of the contemporary feminist movement is that shouting ‘Fuck...

The Biden administration is in da house; we'll mark the occasion by taking a moment to review the wokefest and pearl clutch-off that was...

Did you know that storming the Capitol could get you laid? Neither did I, but apparently these MAGA broads are freaks. We'll delve into...

We're back from the holidays so let me tell ya bout a dump I took. We'll get caught up on the goings on of the last couple weeks...

A girl kicked a football so we have to treat her like she's Walter Payton. My brother and his wife vacationed in the Catskills, I'll...

“You can’t sit with us…because your fat ass will break the bike seat,” – Regina George while working as a Soul Cycle instructor. Part of...