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Pregnant chicks; are they hot? Of course not! But that didn’t stop some weirdo in Australia from trying to bang one. There’s good news...
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Mike Montone
Feb 2, 2022
Jackson Mahomes, What A Tool
Patrick Mahomes is a top notch QB, his brother is a top notch douche bag, and because of that the Chiefs had to lose (this ran live prior...
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Mike Montone
Jan 25, 2022
Boy Did I Look Like A Complete Idiot On Friday Night
There I was, livestreaming, having a good time, in the midst of an impassioned soliloquy on the virtues of tugging it to OnlyFans, when...
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Mike Montone
Dec 20, 2021
Getting A Pump On
Having a holly jolly Christmas? Not if you’re Ghislaine Maxwell, Chris Cuomo, Jussie Smollet, the guy who got jerked off on at the gym,...
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Mike Montone
Oct 30, 2021
2021 Halloween Spooktacular
Trick or treat, go on the internet and jerk off to pictures of women’s feet. But don’t indulge your fetish just yet. It’s the last show...
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Mike Montone
Oct 22, 2021
The Sacred Geometry Of Chance
Group sex ends in tragedy, and the hunt for Brian Laundrie ends in embrassment for Dog the Bounty Hunter. All that and much much more...
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Mike Montone
Oct 14, 2021
Sweatin Through The Autumn
It’s 80 degrees again in October. But that won’t stop your girlfriend from dragging you to pumpkin patch to take pictures in a heavy...
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Mike Montone
Oct 7, 2021
Urban Meyer Likes To Have A Good Time
Urban Meyer likes to have a good time, deal with it. We'll break down the game film from his viral video, discuss the pros and cons of...
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Mike Montone
Apr 6, 2021
Racism Gets Soft, Satan Gets Hard
Women's sports are terrible, soccer is for communists, but the USWNT still wants more money. A suggestion that could really help ESPN's...
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Mike Montone
Apr 2, 2021
Cucks, Cancel Culture, Krispy Kreme, And Covid
Covid has ravaged our nation's obese population, and Krispy Kreme is here to profit off of it. But before we get into all that I'll...
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Mike Montone
Apr 2, 2021
Sittin Shiva
Homer vs the 18th Amendment; the greatest Simpsons episode ever or the greatest Simpsons episode ever? Barstool does battle with the woke...
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Mike Montone
Feb 9, 2021
The Big Game, AIDS Monkeys, Woke Educators
You can't call it the Super Bowl, but don't worry we'll still be talking all about the big game. But before we get there I have to blow...
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Mike Montone
Feb 2, 2021
Stabbings, Rim Jobs, And PCP: A New York City Mass Transit Survival Guide
“One can’t paint New York as it is, but rather as it is felt.” – Georgia O’Keeffe GOTHAMIST: After several years of community board...
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Mike Montone
Feb 2, 2021
The Game Stonks Here
The incel bros went to war with the finance bros this week and someone Elon Musk, AOC, Donald Trump Jr. and Dave Portnoy got in the mix...
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Mike Montone
Jan 28, 2021
Bad Word Prompts Assault Investigation Thanks To Reporter’s Thin Skin
“SEX!!!” – My old friend from college, Big Joe One of the oft repeated cries of the contemporary feminist movement is that shouting ‘Fuck...
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Mike Montone
Jan 25, 2021
This Week On 'America'
The Biden administration is in da house; we'll mark the occasion by taking a moment to review the wokefest and pearl clutch-off that was...
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Mike Montone
Jan 19, 2021
Up In That Ass With An Insurrection
Did you know that storming the Capitol could get you laid? Neither did I, but apparently these MAGA broads are freaks. We'll delve into...
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Mike Montone
Jan 11, 2021
We're Back!
We're back from the holidays so let me tell ya bout a dump I took. We'll get caught up on the goings on of the last couple weeks...
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Mike Montone
Dec 29, 2020
Hungarian Gay Orgies And Other Unpleasantness
A girl kicked a football so we have to treat her like she's Walter Payton. My brother and his wife vacationed in the Catskills, I'll...
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Mike Montone
Dec 10, 2020
It’s Soul Cycle Vs The Fatties, And I Know Which Side I’m Taking
“You can’t sit with us…because your fat ass will break the bike seat,” – Regina George while working as a Soul Cycle instructor. Part of...
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