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The Inn Keeper's Way Too Early Heisman Bets

May 27, 2020

The Inn Keeper's Way Too Early Heisman Bets

After hearing the NHL was back I logged onto my book yesterday to throw a $20 future down on the Blackhawks to win the Stanley Cup at...

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Apologies In Advance If I Kill Your Grandma

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May 22, 2020

Apologies In Advance If I Kill Your Grandma

COVID-19 has impacted our lives more than I think anyone ever anticipated. We're rapidly approaching 3 months of quarantining, and just...

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Crafting A Championship Caliber Starting 5 With 80s Professional Wrestlers

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May 19, 2020

Crafting A Championship Caliber Starting 5 With 80s Professional Wrestlers

Before having this video coming across my timeline a few hours ago, I would have pegged The American Dream as a power forward in the mold...

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May 19, 2020

Tinder Thots Tuesday: Gas Station Baby

Hey hornballs, and just like that another week has come and gone quicker than it takes Chris Brown to escalate a situation with his...

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May 18, 2020

Daddy Gang, I Am Unwell

I didn't want to dip the pen regarding two young ladies who get paid $500,000 a year to talk about sucking dick without actually doing...

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May 17, 2020

This Dog Would Dominate the NFL Combine

BAH GAWWD is that Al Davis' music? Yes, he's been dead for 9 years, but you're crazy if you don't think this dog was put on this Earth to...

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What If Mark Wahlberg Never Missed His Flight To Wuhan?

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May 14, 2020

What If Mark Wahlberg Never Missed His Flight To Wuhan?

Mark Wahlberg, lead singer of Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, and commonly referred to as the hardest man in Hollywood just may be our...

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May 12, 2020

Tinder Thots Tuesday: School's Out

Hey cornballs, welcome on back to your regularly scheduled Tuesday programming, and just like that the strangest semester of college of...

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Was I The Greatest 11-Year Old Baseball Player Of All Time?

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May 10, 2020

Was I The Greatest 11-Year Old Baseball Player Of All Time?

Debating the Greatest of All Time is hot in the streets right now with The Last Dance on every Sunday, but it begs the question- was I...

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Zach Bryan's Newest Album, Elisabeth, Cements Him As One Of Country Music's Best

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May 8, 2020

Zach Bryan's Newest Album, Elisabeth, Cements Him As One Of Country Music's Best

If you're not sure of who Zach Bryan is, I'm not quite sure what rock you've been living under for the past 10 months or so, but you can...

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May 5, 2020

Tinder Thots Tuesday: Hola señoritas!

Hey hornballs, welcome back to another addition of Tinder Thots Tuesday, the longest episodic Tinder Blog on the internet (don't fact...

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Are Abella Danger and Roquan Smith Chicago's Newest "It" Couple?

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May 2, 2020

Are Abella Danger and Roquan Smith Chicago's Newest "It" Couple?

After our King and "Queen" officially called it quits the other day, it appears we have Chicago's newest "it" couple- Roquan Smith and...

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Jamies Winston Says He Can Now Read License Plates and Street Signs- The NFL Is So Fucked

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Apr 29, 2020

Jamies Winston Says He Can Now Read License Plates and Street Signs- The NFL Is So Fucked

Look, it's in my Twitter bio and I wrote a blog a few months back detailing why Jameis was the answer at Quarterback for the Bears, and...

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Apr 28, 2020

Tinder Thots Tuesday: Spring Has Sprung

Hey hornballs, I can honestly say that for the first time I feel like we're turning a corner during the debacle that has been 2020. The...

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Remember When Dennis Rodman Was In The NWO?

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Apr 26, 2020

Remember When Dennis Rodman Was In The NWO?

Dennis Rodman is a weird fucking dude, to put it lightly. But as strange he is, you love him, I love him, and I'd trade places with him...

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Breaking News: Matt Nagy Is Still Trying Too Hard

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Apr 24, 2020

Breaking News: Matt Nagy Is Still Trying Too Hard

I want to like Matt Nagy, I really fucking do, but shit like this makes it next to impossible. First off, you know for a fact he did this...

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Boo-Hoo, Trey Burton- The Time A Nun Almost Killed Me

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Apr 24, 2020

Boo-Hoo, Trey Burton- The Time A Nun Almost Killed Me

Trey Burton's time with the Bears is going to be remembered as strange, and there really isn't any other way to put it. I was excited...

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Apr 23, 2020

2020 NFL Draft Round 1 Quick Hitter

All in all, a rather boring First Round across the board. As a Bears' fan, it's not that I expected much to begin with, but the biggest...

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Apr 21, 2020

Tinder Thots Tuesday: Simp SZN Is Here

Hey hornballs, just like that, it's Tuesday again. It seems like time is a flat circle more than ever right now, and we've truly become...

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Rob Gronkowksi Traded To Tampa Bay- Trouble In Paradise?

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Apr 21, 2020

Rob Gronkowksi Traded To Tampa Bay- Trouble In Paradise?

You've all seen the news if you're here, Gronk and a 7th rounder have been traded to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers for a 4th round pick....

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