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The Inn Keeper
May 27, 2020
The Inn Keeper's Way Too Early Heisman Bets
After hearing the NHL was back I logged onto my book yesterday to throw a $20 future down on the Blackhawks to win the Stanley Cup at...
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The Inn Keeper
May 22, 2020
Apologies In Advance If I Kill Your Grandma
COVID-19 has impacted our lives more than I think anyone ever anticipated. We're rapidly approaching 3 months of quarantining, and just...
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The Goonery
May 22, 2020
Kill Two Birdies With One keyStone - PutterBall Review
The hit game of the summer is here, check out the PutterBall Review
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Patrick Kane
May 20, 2020
New Mark Normand Special Hits Youtube For Free!
Last Tuesday, Mark Normand dropped his new special Out To Lunch. This is Normands second special and the first one that he has put out...
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The Inn Keeper
May 19, 2020
Crafting A Championship Caliber Starting 5 With 80s Professional Wrestlers
Before having this video coming across my timeline a few hours ago, I would have pegged The American Dream as a power forward in the mold...
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The Inn Keeper
May 19, 2020
Tinder Thots Tuesday: Gas Station Baby
Hey hornballs, and just like that another week has come and gone quicker than it takes Chris Brown to escalate a situation with his...
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The Inn Keeper
May 18, 2020
Daddy Gang, I Am Unwell
I didn't want to dip the pen regarding two young ladies who get paid $500,000 a year to talk about sucking dick without actually doing...
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The Inn Keeper
May 17, 2020
This Dog Would Dominate the NFL Combine
BAH GAWWD is that Al Davis' music? Yes, he's been dead for 9 years, but you're crazy if you don't think this dog was put on this Earth to...
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Lavs
May 17, 2020
Live sports are BACK
Folks, if you are anything like me, you have had a tough time the past 2 months. Yeah, being confined to my home has been tough, and I...
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The Inn Keeper
May 14, 2020
What If Mark Wahlberg Never Missed His Flight To Wuhan?
Mark Wahlberg, lead singer of Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, and commonly referred to as the hardest man in Hollywood just may be our...
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Patrick Kane
May 13, 2020
Comedian Spotlight: Aziz Ansari
Aziz Ansari is very well known for his role as Tom Haverford on Parks and Rec. During the #Metoo movement, Aziz was called out for being...
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The Inn Keeper
May 12, 2020
Tinder Thots Tuesday: School's Out
Hey cornballs, welcome on back to your regularly scheduled Tuesday programming, and just like that the strangest semester of college of...
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The Inn Keeper
May 10, 2020
Was I The Greatest 11-Year Old Baseball Player Of All Time?
Debating the Greatest of All Time is hot in the streets right now with The Last Dance on every Sunday, but it begs the question- was I...
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The Inn Keeper
May 8, 2020
Zach Bryan's Newest Album, Elisabeth, Cements Him As One Of Country Music's Best
If you're not sure of who Zach Bryan is, I'm not quite sure what rock you've been living under for the past 10 months or so, but you can...
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Patrick Kane
May 6, 2020
Comedian Spotlight: Bobby Lee
Bobby Lee is a comedian that has flown under the radar for a long time. Declining specials and sticking to TV is his M.O. He has been on...
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The Inn Keeper
May 5, 2020
Tinder Thots Tuesday: Hola señoritas!
Hey hornballs, welcome back to another addition of Tinder Thots Tuesday, the longest episodic Tinder Blog on the internet (don't fact...
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Lavs
May 4, 2020
Some Much Needed Good News
Folks, the upcoming film chronically the battle between Joe Exotic and Carole Baskins has cast its Tiger King. In literally the happiest...
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The Inn Keeper
May 2, 2020
Are Abella Danger and Roquan Smith Chicago's Newest "It" Couple?
After our King and "Queen" officially called it quits the other day, it appears we have Chicago's newest "it" couple- Roquan Smith and...
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Patrick Kane
Apr 29, 2020
Comedian Spotlight: Eric Andre
Ever since this quarantine started I have been bored out of my mind. One of the things I have been doing is watching a metric ass load of...
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