“Somebody say ‘Hey, we want some pussy!” – 2 Live Crew You may find it strange that I, a 35-year-old male war veteran with a penchant for...

Anything can have happened in Oklahoma. Practicallyeverything has.’ – Edna Ferber “Sheriff: ‘Cannibals’ lured victim to cabin in Oklahoma...

Oh boy, the spooky time of year is upon us. Time for costumes and candy bars, or Dracula and drag queens if you’re spending the evening...

The term "Goonery" gets tossed around on this website a whole lot and if you're unaware of what the term actually means, 2020...

Today's Prop features Philadelphia Eagles Running Back, Boston Scott

“Also, not heard of Pride month? Strains credulity,” I’m about a week late on this one, but there are only like 3 of you who read this...

The University of Illinois announced its plan for the 2021 Spring Semester and it isn't pretty

The Inn Keeper's Can't Miss* Prop Bet Of The Day is 10-4 YTD and today's features the Kansas City Cheifs' Travis Kelce

“You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up,” – Ben Stiller I spend a lot of time joking around, goofing off, and doing...

Chris Jericho has been one of the faces discussed for the Mount Rushmore of Professional Wrestling for at least the past 10 years....

The Inn Keeper's Can't Miss Prop Bet Of The Day is 8-4 YTD

The Inn Keeper's Can't Miss* Prop Bet of the Day is 6-4 YTD. Two plays for today's slate

Ian Anderson over 6.5 strikeouts cashed with ease yesterday, and moving into today, I saw some more value with the Atlanta Braves...

Have you heard? There's a new award in sports that you probably don't want to receive... Goonery of the Week. Official announcement that...

It's poetic really, after being away from the game for about a month because of my bookie closing up shop, but after finding a new, much...

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“What do we want? We don’t know! When do we want it? Now!” – Womyn On an internet full of hot takes, it seems the hottest emerge when the...

I spent nearly a decade working in the news industry, and while the corporate press is very much full of shit, the stories are still tons...

“Biggie Biggie Biggie can’t you see, Sometimes your words just hypnotize me,” – Hypnotize Holy shit! We are officially living in the...

The Inn Keeper digs in on what's wrong with the modern music industry